Things I've seen recently sitting on the patio:
A black squirrel - I've never seen one before in my life. Apparently, they live in Kent, Ohio which is about 50 minutes from us. I don't know how it got here but I only saw it one time.
A mallard duck- It flew right in front of the patio when I was sitting there. It made a turn and then flew through the trees by out garage. I didn't see where it went . Hippie said he's seen them fly in the neighbor diagonal behind us. They have a pool. They have a privacy fence but he thinks they might be going in their pool.
The patio guy is supposed to come on Friday. Last week hippie hosed it off and water leaked under it. I told them I think the whole thing needs to be re-caulked. We'll see what he does.